Friday, November 28, 2008

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Yes, a poem constructed entirely out of spam email lines. This was mostly an experiment to see if I could construct something coherent without changing anything but punctuation. Also to see if that coherent thing was able to not involve penises at all. I kind of like it. It's pretty gimmicky, but has a surprisingly neat cadence to it. I also like all the not-quite-right english; it preserves the tone nicely.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

hmmmmmmmm

Well, I wrote this the night before I shipped out to Toronto, and I feel bad about still not writing or posting anything since this started, so I'm digging in the vaults again. Basically I was watching plane crash videos all night long because I have some weird, insane fear of flight that I didn't even have 3 years ago the last time I flew. And around 4am when I was still watching videos, I started watching atomic bomb explosions and various street and apartment level angles of the 9/11 attacks, and then when I felt totally defeated by the world, I threw this down and passed out. So please don't try to take anything from it, unless you can. Now to read all the stuff I missed.




“I want you to tell me you love me; can I feel your lungs against my chest? Will your lips move? For me, like that?”

She held herself against the sky, imperfections blazing. She could crumble at any moment but I wouldn’t trade her for the world. My center.

“I feel like I’m just spinning away; my hands are off and I still know what it feels like. But I can’t get back there. I’m just…too…”

Scarlet.

“I’m here crying in the dark, I’m half lonely and three fans are rotating comments across my face. I want you to tell me you love me, and I’ll forget. Don’t whisper, I’ll forget.”

I don’t see the streets often; each line was a plan. Each pane of glass was an idea. I said, “This is all so much. This is all of it.”

“Don’t ever leave me; you know what I like, you are my prescription. I want you, too. Tell me you love me. How can I feel that? Where…”

The tree line blinked, the benches stared. It was hot; it was gone. It – it – it. The gaze asked the screen for “answers?”

“Just look. Just see.”

Turquoise.

“And we were all the same again.”

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Introductory Interlude

Hey guys, I've been toying around with writing a Zombie Doomsday novel in Canterbury style. Sort of like Dan Simmon's "Hyperion Cantos" if you have any experience with it (you definitely should). I plan on making it from two main characters points of views: one is sort of a high-school drop-out guy working a dead-end job who likes to screw around and the other is from his best friend's perspective who was originally all about making money (going into business). I'm sure you can all guess whose perspective this is from. Its not well-written and I'm still not sure what tense I want to write in; I sort of feel like attempting second-person, but with how many characters there will be it'll probably have to be third. Just let me know what you think and I'll iron the shit out of it later.


Wishing I was curled into your plank of human flesh, I miss the only refuge I had from all the fears I ever held in the world.

I’m dealing with so much out here. I passed a guy in the street the other day who tried to hand me a pamphlet to let me know about a Watchtower. I refused to take it and the guy got mad. Imagine that, just walking down the street and I can’t help but piss someone off. Next thing I know I’m mad and I say some things and all of a sudden I’ve got half a block pissed at me.

I just don’t know where to turn.

It’s gotten so you mind your own business and you’re pissing off half a block and then you’re at work and everyone’s pissing you off, just because as long as there’s that sense that you HAVE to be there you’ll hate it. It’s not even that I hate my job, I like it.

I know you’ve always hated it.

It’s just… its an obligation. It was a place I had to be and I grew resentful of that.

Like you grew resentful of me.

I guess it doesn’t matter much anymore. You’re dead and the only refuge ever offered to me has been taken from me twice. You told me you were happy and you lied.

And when that thing bit your throat off and I screamed and that lady screamed after me, so it went after he and I ran and I ran, well…

I get it, I’m rambling. I’m also sweating. But not dead. That makes me one of the few now.

Jesus, I could use a joint.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

...needs sleeeep.

(okay, uh, I just kind of got a bug up my ass to pound this out in the middle of the night, so um, don't be surprised if it's not really any good)

Red had conquered the edges of his eyes and shot through the whites when he came to get me, that night. The way the light struck his eyes made it look like he was crying, or had been crying, or would be crying. It was late, verging on early, like 4 a.m. It felt like a dream, and part of me still believes it was. 

"It's okay. This is important. I thought it was a dream, but it's not, it's so much better. Just let me show you." That's what he said as he pulled me down the stairs by the sleeve of my nightgown. I heard a strange jingling, like change, as we made our way down one flight of stairs, stairs I've walked up and down a million times, then down the stairs into the cellar, which I don't think I've set foot on twice in the twelve years we've owned this house. I mean, there's nothing wrong with the cellar, there had just never been any reason to go down there. I guess there is now.

"I hardly believe what I'm about to show you. This is going to change everything. I'm going to be able to give you everything you ever wanted. This is going to change our lives for the better." It didn't, as you can probably guess by the tone of this story, but he was grinning now. My husband has never been one for grinning, at all, typically a very somber, intense man. He has always primarily expressed himself through his art. In any case, despite myself I began to hope.

We reached the bottom of the stairs. It was dark; we hadn't installed proper lighting, just some windows flooding the room with moonlight. What a beautiful moon, that night. I wiped the sleep from my eyes; it was just bright enough that they actually had to adjust. The scene was beautiful, probably worthy of being in one of his paintings.

Finally, we stopped at a corner. It was bare concrete, except for a small, rusty pipe jutting awkwardly out of a wall at around knee level. He waited without saying anything, still grinning, as though expecting a reaction. After a moment, I said "All right, so... what is it?"

Still without saying a word, he sat, crosslegged, in front of the pipe. He focused his gaze on it, eyes suddenly clearing and acquiring a fresh intensity, and a second later a small clink issued forth from the pipe. It was followed by a tiny, echoey clatter. A small dark circle now sat in the middle of the floor between me and him. I swallowed, afraid to look. I didn't want to believe it. I knew what it was, though. I bent over, picked it up, looked closer, and sure enough.

It was a penny.

"Now, I know it seems crazy. But somehow, somehow, when I sit and concentrate on this pipe... pennies begin to fall out. About, um, one every second. I think."

"David," I said, "you need to get some sleep. Please. Come to bed." I yawned, a little bit. I guess was really saying that I wanted to go back to bed and forget this had happened. He shook his head, violently.

"No, you don't understand. Every second, another penny! And as far as I can tell, I can do this for as long as I want, for as much money as I want." He stopped suddenly, and grabbed my arm. "We now have an unlimited amount of money, right in there, just waiting for us to take it." I pulled my arm free, and I just walked off, shaking my head.

It wasn't really that bad, at least in the beginning. First, I noticed that he started losing sleep. Little bits at first. He would wake up in a panic and just lay there, fidgeting for hours until finally he would get up and disappear down the stairs. When he wasn't painting, he was usually down there. It began to cut into our time together, severely, and when we did find a moment to be together I'd catch him checking his watch, or counting the seconds under his breath. 

For a while, I took him food, and at first he ate it. Then he began to wolf it down, faster and faster, until eventually he stopped eating it at all, explaining that it could cost him as much as ten minutes, that is, ten dollars. David began to wither.

Eventually, he didn't paint at all. He never gave me an explanation, and I never pressed him on it.

Then one day, I guess he got bitten by one of the thousands of spiders down there. I noticed it when I snuck down to check on him; by then, he got furious if I disturbed his concentration in the slightest. I peeked around the corner, and saw him there, meditating among the huge piles of god damn pennies he was never going to be able to get out of there. His face was swollen, the flesh rotting. Tears streamed down his face, but he didn't move a single muscle. It took everything I had not to scream, to continue being quiet as I crept closer.

Soon I was standing right behind him, and I could see what wasn't clear from the stairs. The spiders were all over him, in his hair, all over his clothes, on his skin. And the bite on his face was only the most advanced, there were many more, all over the rest of his body. This time I couldn't hold back the scream. It was a wordless, ear-splitting thing. He jumped, sending a number of spiders skittering across the floor.  He barely had time to turn his head in shock before I was pulling him to his feet, brushing him off, scream trailing away into a subdued gurgle.

He let out a body-wrenching sob, and looked at me with more pain in his eyes than I have ever seen in a human being, raspily counting under his breath, right before burying the knife in my stomach. He didn't even watch me die. He sat immediately back down, and I heard the soft series of clinks begin again. Still, I did manage to take some comfort in observing that his shoulders continued to shake as from quiet, anguished crying, as my world slowly faded to black. 

Thursday, October 16, 2008

I thought I might post something before I went to Canada

(can't)erasenegative

“Where are my answers, where are my fucking answers?!” I was interested in a whole lot of shit, but fuck, the god damn internet wasn’t working yet. God dammit. He would if He could but He was too busy listening to a demo of Scott Stapp’s next shit to fuck. Fuck,

in the refrigerator
it was cold like my hands like my hands were in the refrigerator,
as cold as the outside of the window of the house that I was
in.

The motherfucking cable guy is not here, the fucker is fucking not here. Glenn, god daaaaaaaamit-tit-tit, you are my friend. Don’t fuck with my shit. Who wins I might not know, and I have to know. Paris is about to have a new best friend forever and my fucking friend for NOW!!! is not that great; shit. So when

I went to go look
in the cold for his truck or Jeep I thought
fuck is it cold and
kept thinking until until until until

“Damn it, you bastard!” I fucking yelled; the bitch across said No More! And there was too much street between us to prove her any lessons without Glenn around. Who’s going to be impressed by her blood anyway? Fuck, where is that dick? In your pants, you motherfucker! “I’ll write that one the fuck down…”

and the pad said that
it hurt to be used; or the ink was frozen; ‘at least use a pencil.'

"...is sitting cold at a bus stop."

We were all sitting cold here, just waiting. Making hollow soundwaves spill out across the concrete, our small "waiting station" construct became a beehive of shivering, chattering, and shaking. No one really wanted to say anything, which made this the first and last day of an actually awkward time waiting here. Julie wouldn't catch my eye, so I couldn't say sorry. No one really would catch my eye. Even in a crowded place like this everyone couldn't help but want to isolate themselves.

My eyes followed my breath as it rose like a phoenix taking flight, then disappeared. My eyes stopped then, focused on above as I stared at that glorious blue sky. I've seen it so many times while waiting for the bus, but a day like this really helped me appreciate it. I thought of my dad, dead from a hit-and-run, when he ran to help a crash-victim on the interstate. That was him, a hero to the world and a no show when it came to being in his son's life. He never was perfect though and I can't fault him for that. I guess it takes more to be a great parent than anyone really has.

He tried his best.

I said it now and they look at me.

He tried his best.

Overpowering the shaking noises we were all making at this point the high pitched scream pierced us suddenly, like my breath-turned-to-phoenix had just been shot down.

The first round of mortar shells killed us all.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

My two favorite things are changing myself and commitment.

Look, I'm a person. And, as a person, I have a tendency to be lazy. I know I wouldn't rather be sitting around playing video games, but that doesn't stop my ass from putting off studying until 4am in the morning as I smash that righteous Paladin dick with my lich-fist. What does such activity get me? Shit poor grades and a wish I had been doing *something* to improve my future during that time. Why does this have to do with you?

Well, to put it in a way that likely provides you guys with more of a confidence boost that you likely should get, you all are fantastic authors. As a matter of fact, on a list of my 20 favorite authors, I would probably have you guys all ranked up there. Not really in my top 10, but considering that you're all college students (and I have been reading a minimum of a book a week since I was 6) I think that's pretty good.

So here's the plan and its going to require some commitment. Let's push each other to write. Fuck those video games, those long showers where you go nothing but masturbate, lets create together. I'm not sure if all of you guys took Creative Writing in High School but I want something like that. Say, a work every two weeks. That seems manageable, right?

We all are fairly different people and fairly similar people and I think we'd be good together. So what do you say baby? Beyond just publishing works I'd like us to give each other feedback, offer each other ideas and alternatives, maybe even re-edit or put spin on another person's works. We don't need to agree philosophically, religiously, or politically, but we're all pretty intelligent (I'd say we're all above the curve intellectually and far away from it creatively) and I think we could really make this work.

So choose. Are you guys looking to start writing again? Do you need that push too? I don't want this to be some piece of crap "never-do-nothing" group, but I'm not looking for a serious commitment here either. Just an hour or two of blogging and a few (or more) hours of writing a month. We don't need to meet in person (though we can if you guys ever want to) and since we're all online a fair amount I figure this works the best.

If you want to accept I'd like you guys to choose a person's current "status" message on facebook and write something about it (poem, paragraph or two, short story, novel, whatever). Make fun of the person, humerously elaborate into "Worst day ever" for that dumb blonde who lost her cell phone, do what you want (even give us some backstory on the person, if it serves). Just show some personality and who you are to everyone else. Get to know each other.

As of right now I am inviting:
Sam Tritsch
Sam Petto
David Amidon

You guys are all way more alike than you'll probably get at first, though I definitely see some of your guys' strong stances clashing a few times.